8 hours ago
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chocolateist:

andante-ace:

kitpocket:

airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE

PLEASE

8 hours ago
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irresistible-revolution:

if you think i’m over Pacific Rim ur wrong

8 hours ago
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kirayamapi:

it was impossible not to do it

8 hours ago
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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

8 hours ago
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donnacabonna:

and they say romance is dead…..

8 hours ago
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eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

8 hours ago
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When you meet someone equally as weird as you

livesstillposed:

sodamnrelatable:

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I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

8 hours ago
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bussykiller:

bussykiller:

im back what’d i miss

image

so i didn’t miss anything big okay that’s good

8 hours ago
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crystal-gems:

Preview for next week’s episode: Lion 2 The Movie!

I can’t wait ( ^▽^)

8 hours ago
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2spookyforever:

oh my god

8 hours ago
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8 hours ago
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kimiooon:

pastel! Jean an punk! Marco from today’s stream : D

8 hours ago
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lalondes:

au where jean and reiner are roommates and their respective boyfriends come over for the night and the next morning while jean and reiner are sound asleep in their beds marco pads into the kitchen to make a pot of coffee and bertholdt is there, sleepily drinking his own mug, which is labeled “bottom.”

"nice mug," says marco.

bertholdt looks at the mug, blushes profusely, and begins to sweat. marco goes to the cabinet and finds the mug that says “top” and pours coffee into it. bertholdt is still sweating. marco clinks his mug against bertholdt’s.

"cheers."

bertholdt continues to sweat.

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Americans may live in the richest country in the world, but it is in a society where about 10% of the population possesses nearly 90% of the nation’s assets. In a country of 312 million people the entire ruling class can fit comfortably into Yankee Stadium, with room left over to generously pass out free tickets to thousands of the 46.2 million Americans living below the poverty line. Democracy can never fulfill its potential under such circumstances, and the vaunted “American dream” is fast fading for the working class/middle class as the U.S. economic system seems headed into a second recession and the weakening of Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. Isn’t it time for the American people to directly question what’s wrong with capitalism, or at least inquire, in the words of an old saying: “Where are we going and what are we doing in this hand basket?”
- Dare We Question Capitalism? (via azspot)
9 hours ago
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Fuck You [Lower Pitch]
Lily Allen
It's Not Me, It's You
Played 303,225 times

ask-gallows-callibrator:

sushinfood:

demontadark:

hellish-ellis:

twerkingisbad:

australium:

now what about lower pitch

oh

SHIT

YES OH GOD

Holyshitfuck

I’ve never been behind one of these as quickly as now.

I mean.

Wow.

i have such a ladyboner